how to be gamer:
- play game
- congratulation u r gamer now
- anyone says ur not
- hit them with game device
how to be gamer:
- play game
- congratulation u r gamer now
- anyone says ur not
- hit them with game device
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
This text was reblogged from inspirationstakingoverme and originally by somewherethats-green.
(Source: andrewblahfield)
I’m gonna cover my entire head with lotion
that was a bad idea
This text was reblogged from fully---torqued and originally by gavenfreeisgone-deactivated2013.
(Source: fleetingechoes)
(Source: thefingerfucker)
I may have cried
(Source: the-w0lfe-gifs)
“What’s your name?”
(Source: jennycockles)
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
This text was reblogged from peter-and-walter-bishop and originally by ars-almadel-deactivated20120708.