justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

  • play game
  • congratulation u r gamer now
  • anyone says ur not
  • hit them with game device

19

June

6,039 notes

This text was reblogged from buylovewithbacon and originally by justinshouseofdreams.

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

18

June

172,556 notes

This text was reblogged from inspirationstakingoverme and originally by somewherethats-green.

mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

18

June

195,258 notes

This chat was reblogged from inspirationstakingoverme and originally by theblacksouls.

(Source: andrewblahfield)

18

June

32,044 notes

This photo was reblogged from fast-cars-shooting-stars21 and originally by andrewblahfield.

dirks:

dirks:

dirks:

I’m gonna cover my entire head with lotion 

that was a bad idea

image

18

June

37,313 notes

This text was reblogged from fully---torqued and originally by gavenfreeisgone-deactivated2013.

the-disney-words:

Love Disney? This blog is just for you!

the-disney-words:

Love Disney? This blog is just for you!

18

June

1,745 notes

This photo was reblogged from the-disney-words and originally by the-disney-words.

LNWJF’s Hashtags: #DadQuotes

(Source: feyminism)

18

June

7,616 notes

This photo was reblogged from fully---torqued and originally by feyminism.

(Source: fleetingechoes)

18

June

26,574 notes

This photo was reblogged from m-eg and originally by fleetingechoes.

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

18

June

6,570 notes

This photo was reblogged from the--personal--quotes and originally by my--teen--quote.

pussy

money:

weed

(Source: ta-ble)

18

June

6,561 notes

This text was reblogged from fully---torqued and originally by ta-ble.

I’m that person everyone replaces after a while.

sodamnrelatable:

image

(Source: thefingerfucker)

18

June

147,021 notes

This text was reblogged from apocryphal-issue and originally by abandonedships-.

riddikiluslygorgeous:

I may have cried

(Source: the-w0lfe-gifs)

18

June

11,709 notes

This photo was reblogged from peter-and-walter-bishop and originally by the-w0lfe-gifs.

“What’s your name?”

(Source: jennycockles)

18

June

15,460 notes

This photo was reblogged from peter-and-walter-bishop and originally by jennycockles.

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

18

June

191,667 notes

This text was reblogged from peter-and-walter-bishop and originally by ars-almadel-deactivated20120708.

bleach-koolaid:

in the name of the father, son and the holy spirit

bleach-koolaid:

in the name of the father, son and the holy spirit

(Source: choriflaiweb)

18

June

24,856 notes

This photo was reblogged from phago and originally by choriflaiweb.